Does my bum look big in Europe?

Mr Dodo and I are in the final stages of planning a much-needed and long-awaited European holiday - Mr Dodo for the first time.

I though as we were spending a bit of time in France in may not be a bad idea to brush up on our French. This started Mr Dodo on a perverse mission to learn how to say "Does my bum look big in this?" in as many European languages as possible. [Is he trying to tell me something?]

Mademoiselle Dodo, who sadly has her father's sense of humour, is encouraging him. Groan!

But then maybe it will keep him too busy to cause other mischief.

"Nagy a fenekem eben?" covers it so to speak, in Hungarian.